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尤文热刺的欧冠8强战虽然已经过去1天了,但相信球迷们还是对这场精彩的比赛印象深刻。看惯了中国球迷在赛后的评论和吐槽,那要不要看看国外的“懂球帝”、“键盘侠”是怎么讨论一场比赛的呢?

唯彩看球给您带来国外著名社区"reddit"上一些精彩的球迷评论,让您看看国外球迷的观点是不是跟您一样!

  ON: 热刺 1-2 尤文图斯

[–]【Juventus】alexrocks97 186 points 3 hours ago

Could hear a pin drop in that stadium well done spurs

默哀的时候太安静了,一根针落地都能听到,热刺好样的

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[–]KingsleyConman 210 points 4 hours ago

Trivia : If Tottenham goes through, they will be the first team in North London to qualify for the Quarter-Finals since the 2010-2011 season when Tottenham last did it.

小知识:要是热刺晋级了,他们会是2010-11赛季以来,第一支晋级1/4决赛的北伦敦球队, 上次做到这件事的也是热刺。

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[–]【Bayern München】TheBigBadWolfXVII 638 points 1 hour ago

Heung-Min Son is easily the 2nd most dangerous Korean on the planet.

孙兴慜绝对是这个星球上第二危险的韩国/朝鲜人。

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[–]【Al-Ahly】TheEndlessNileRiver 617 points an hour ago

Take a bow, Lichtsteiner. What a performance coming off the bench.

利希施泰纳受我一拜。这替补的表现也是没谁了。

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[–]【Liverpool】ILOVEGLADOS 198 points an hour ago

or as Jermaine Jenas called him; 'Lichtenstein.'

或者像杰纳斯,叫他“列支敦士登”。

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[–]【Liverpool】BTS_1 461 points an hour ago

Those victory punches by Chiellini at the end there on Buffon lol

最后基耶利尼对布冯那几下挥拳头真是,哈哈哈哈

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[–]Yashru_Strat 819 points an hour ago

That second half couldn't be more italian :

• Bring on two defenders

• Immediately score two goals

• Defend like there's no tomorrow

• Win

下半场简直没法更意大利了:

换上2个后卫

马上就进了2个球

好像没有明天一样玩命防守

赢了

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[–]【AC Milan】byhoskyy 1392 points an hour ago

Chiellini was fucking immense tonight.

基耶利尼今天太无敌了。

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[–]【Liverpool】robert1811 232 points an hour ago

Allegri’s subs were critical. Absolutely turned the tie and won the match for Juventus.

阿莱格里换人太关键了。完全改变了局势,尤文的胜负手就在这里。

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[–]【Kerala Blasters】SexxyBlack 111 points an hour ago

Lichsteiner was a gamechanger

利希施泰纳真胜负手

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[–]Banskyi 291 points an hour ago

Just brilliant, he knew where Kane was all game and then wasn’t afraid to throw his body at the ball. Well played, brilliant pass by higuain to dybala for the win

基耶利尼真心屌,他全场比赛都很清楚凯恩在哪里,而且该堵抢眼的时候一点也不含糊。打得漂亮,伊瓜因给迪巴拉的那个制胜助攻也是屌

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[–]【Liverpool】lordarc 213 points an hour ago

MOTM just for the last 20 mins

就凭最后20分钟他都是全场最佳

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[–]【Leicester City】kolley_kibber 379 points an hour ago

If I was a Spurs fan I'd feel physically sick after that

如果我是热刺球迷,这场比赛之后我肯定浑身不舒服了

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[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】EricDiersGranny 113 points an hour ago

Yeah I feel like death.

是的,我觉得我已经死了。

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[–]【Tottenham Hotspur】Ondri 156 points an hour ago

Can confirm :(

同意 :(

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[–]Beanz_Memez_Heinz 1649 points an hour ago

PSA: Arsenal fans utilise the next 24 hours to be on the banter bus for the first time in 2018.

预告预告:阿森纳球迷将利用这24小时来享受2018年第一次段子盛宴。

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[–]【Arsenal】Nobelix 751 points an hour ago

24 hours is enough to see us getting whooped by Italians as well.

24小时足够让我们也被意大利人修理一顿了。

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[–]3359N 750 points an hour ago*

Juve are absolutely unreal at parking the bus when they need to, so ridiculously compact. Remember they went in front against Napoli earlier in the season and went into exactly the same shape as tonight and Napoli created absolutely nothing

尤文真心想摆大巴的时候摆起大巴来真是太假了。记得他们赛季初有场打那不勒斯,当时基本就是跟今晚一样的情况而那不勒斯基本上完全歇菜了

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[–]【Derby County】Timmo1984 599 points 2 hours ago

Except for that time when they were 2-0 up and parked the bus and drew 2-2.

除了那次尤文2-0领先的时候摆大巴最后竟然被扳了个2-2。

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[–]【Manchester United】OldTough 160 points an hour ago

Simple, don't park the bus when you're 2 goals up. That's the most dangerous lead

道理很简单,2球领先的时候别摆大巴。这是最危险的领先

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[–]【FC Santa Claus】Xwarsama 1093 points 2 hours ago

If Buffon retires I don't know what he'll do with all this fucking testosterone he has. The only options are becoming an MMA cage fighter or impregnating every woman in Italy.

布冯这个睾丸酮含量爆表的男人,我真不知道他退役之后该做什么才好。唯一的选择就是去MMA打铁笼拳赛,或者把意大利所有的女人的肚子都搞大。

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[–]【Liverpool】redditingtonviking 373 points 2 hours ago

I'm not sure those are mutually exclusive. He could easily do both

我不知道你这两个选项是不是一定只能二选一的。布冯应该可以轻松做到这两项

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[–]【Juventus】Aru10 254 points 2 hours ago

my fellow Juventus fans, if your erection is not gone in 4 hours time, please reach your nearest emergency room

我亲爱的尤文球迷同志们,要是4个小时候你还是硬邦邦的话,请到附近的诊所就诊

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[–]【Juventus】TheOneWho_Knocks 64 points 2 hours ago

it's so massive I don't think I'll manage to go trough the door

我肿得太厉害了,我觉得我会被门卡住

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[–]【Bayern München】3D-PRINTED-PIZZA 151 points 2 hours ago

Fox Commentator: "It was Spur's time until it wasn't"

福克斯的解说:“在热刺不行了之前热刺一直挺行的”

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[–]【Manchester United】deservedlyundeserved 1884 points 2 hours ago

Tottenham:

√ Away goal advantage

√ Playing at home

√ 1-0 up at half-time

X Champions League Quarter-finals

√ 客场进球

√ 坐镇主场

√ 半场1-0领先

X 欧冠1.4决赛

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[–]【Manchester United】jroades26 379 points 2 hours ago

Don't talk too much shit m8. We're 0-0 with Sevilla headed home. they get a goal and we could lose.

楼上你一个魔蜜就省省心吧卧槽。我们在塞维0-0打平,后面主场。要是他们进一个我魔就悬了。

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[–]【Arsenal】bomko 234 points 2 hours ago

today you, tomorrow me

增天的李,揍细明天的我

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[–]【Chelsea】Not_a_pace_abuser 324 points 2 hours ago

But they're also playing against Juve though...

但是热刺好歹打得是尤文啊……

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[–]【Juventus】droidonomy 167 points 2 hours ago

According to the match thread though, we're a shite overrated team that's made to look good because we play in a crap league.

但是根据直播里的评论,我妇是一支超级被高估的球队,看起来漂亮只是因为我们的联赛跟狗屎一样。

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[–]【Barcelona】mightbeabotidk 705 points 2 hours ago

Tottenham:

√ Bottlers

X Elite

热刺:

√ 崩盘

X 精英

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[–]【Liverpool】poisonedwater69 321 points 2 hours ago

Elite Bottlers though.

崩盘中的精英。

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[–]【Atlético Madrid】itsjuanitoo 936 points 2 hours ago

This thread will be filled with shitty ‘LADS ITS TOTT3NH4M’ comments and memes, but Tottenham deserve a lot of credit and should have no shame in loosing in this way. They gave Juve a great fight.

回复里面肯定会有很多人说什么狗屎 “兄弟,这可是热刺啊” 之类的评论或者老梗,但是热刺配得上大家的称赞,而且这样出局也没什么好丢人的。他们跟尤文好好斗了一番。

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[–]【Barcelona】NovacElement 287 points 2 hours ago

Going so close against Juventus is nothing to be ashamed of.

能和尤文图斯咬得这么紧真没什么好丢人的。

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[–]FoxySaint 145 points 2 hours ago

And topping group against Real Madrid and Dortmund.I guess these was there best CL campaign ever.

而且和皇马还有多特一组拿到了小组第一。我猜这是他们打得最好的一个欧冠赛季了吧。

(阿兰)

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