键盘侠|湖人败给了走后门的表弟🥴 输球的锅还是要威少来背😂

2022-02-10 19:39 唯彩看球 0

[Post Game Thread] The Portland Trail Blazers (22-34) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers (26-30), 107 – 105

[赛后贴] 波特兰开拓者（22胜34负）107-105击败洛杉矶湖人（26胜30负）

双方关键球员数据：

开拓者：西蒙斯29分5助、努尔基奇19分12板3助、布朗11分、埃勒比8分8板4助、温斯洛11分8板3助4断、麦克勒莫8分3断、史密斯7分11助6断、沃特福德6分4板、布莱文斯8分3板。

湖人：詹姆斯30分7板7助3断、浓眉17分7板6助5帽、塔克14分3板7助、S-约翰逊11分6板、艾灵顿9分、蒙克7分4板、布拉德利6分4板、阿里扎6分5板、里夫斯5分2助。

[–]FreshStaticSnow- 1975 points an hour ago

This is easily the most embarassing loss the Lakers have had this season. Even if they won, it still has to be demoralizing. How can you have AD and Lebron playing and lose to a gutted blazers team who’s 2 best players are nurkic and simons. Absolutely embarrassing. The Blazers are one of the worst teams in the paint, and they absolutely feasted there tonight.

This absolutely cements that the Lakers are going nowhere this season.

球迷：这无疑是湖人本赛季最丢脸的一次败北。当然即使他们赢了，也一样令人泄气。对手是支离破碎的开拓者，阵中最好的两个球员是努尔基奇和西蒙斯，而你的队里有浓眉、有勒布朗，就这还输？脸都不要了！开拓者是内线最差的球队之一，可今晚他们在油漆区实实在在地吃了一顿饺子。湖人本赛季彻底凉了，棺材板钉上了！

[–]EricShun_69 142 points 2 hours ago

“this absolutely cements that the Lakers are going nowhere this season”

could have told you that in November

球迷：“湖人本赛季彻底凉了，棺材板钉上了”——去年11月就该告诉你断了任何念想

[–]LakersGoSuckYouMudda 69 points 2 hours ago

It’s not though we’ve blown 10+ point leads to OKC 2x and The Kings.

湖人球迷：也没到最丢脸吧，我们可是有好几次领先10多分被翻盘的经历，雷霆两次，国王一次。

[–]MavericksAlex_Sander077 119 points 2 hours ago

Those were all time embarassing but this one is even worse lol. This is a fresh out of the oven blown up Blazers team.

独行侠球迷：那几场输得确实是前无古人的丢人，可这场就是后有的来者啊，哈哈！毕竟这次的对手是刚刚开膛破肚、还没缝合的开拓者啊！

[–]Lakerscaptain_ahabb 608 points 2 hours ago

this season? this is the worst Lakers loss since 2012 lol

湖人球迷：本赛季？哈哈，这是2012年以来湖人死得最惨的一次

[–]My_cat_be_swaggin 338 points an hour ago*

Today's blazers are worse than okc tbh

Shai,dort,giddey, better coach>simons,nurk, and the gleaguers

The same blazers got blown out by the MAGIC, yes the MAGIC a few days ago

The lakers might as well have lost to the 2012 bobcats

球迷：老实说，眼下的开拓者比雷霆都差。亚历山大+多特+基迪+更好的教练＞西蒙斯、努尔基奇+发展联盟球员。就这一支开拓者，刚被魔术胖揍了一顿，对，就是魔术，就几天前！现在的湖人碰上2012年的山猫都没有胜算。

[–][POR] Damian LillardGoducks91 328 points 2 hours ago

We're one of the worst teams period.

开拓者：我们是最差的球队之一，毫无疑问。

[–]Chibbly 164 points 2 hours ago

Naw man, now starts the era of Blazers Legend Joe Ingles.

球迷：不是的，兄弟，开拓者传奇英格尔斯的时代即将开启

[–]PatrickBaldwinJr 418 points 4 hours ago

Lebron: 41.8 million this year.

Davis: 35.4 million this year.

Blazers entire lineup that played: 28 million this year.

球迷：今年的年薪：詹姆斯4180万，浓眉3540万，开拓者上场的全部球员合计2800万。

[–]WestTheMustySeagul 565 points 4 hours ago*

Blazers on the floor tonight, 24.8 million dollars in salary, with Nurkic taking up half of that number. The Lakers let Keljin Blevins hit two go ahead 3's back to back in the 4th lmao

Edit: for those unaware, BLEVGOD averaged 4ppg in 16 mpg, with a TS of 50%, in the G-League.

球迷：今晚上场的开拓者球员，薪水总额2480万，其中努尔基奇占了一半。湖人在第四节让凯尔金-布莱文斯背靠背投中两计三分球，带领开拓者反超，笑死了

PS：给不知情者的友情提示：“布莱上帝”每场比赛上场16分钟，场均得分4分，真实命中率50%，在发展联盟。

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 697 points 3 hours ago

Lakers allowed Blevins to score 8 points. That was sad in itself.

开拓者球迷：湖人让布莱文斯得了8分。关这事本身就闻者伤心、听者流泪

[–]PelicansStockBroker32 264 points 3 hours ago

Who tf is this dude lmao I’ve never seen his name before

鹈鹕球迷：笑死了，这哥们谁啊？我咋从没见过这个名字

[–]aidnelikesmusic 435 points 3 hours ago

dames cousin aka big nepotism

球迷：表哥利拉德的表弟，人称走后门的

[–]Trail BlazersJBEastman 119 points 4 hours ago

Literally Dames cousin - absolute scrub that's on the team because he's family

开拓者球迷：利拉德的亲表弟——一无是处，能留在球队，完全是因为裙带关系

[–]Trail BlazersAllen_Crabbe 225 points 3 hours ago

He’s BlevGod today, props to my man cause we always clown him but a career high is something to celebrate

开拓者球迷：他今天就是“布莱上帝”！请给这个男人应有的尊重，我们总把他当小丑，可职业生涯最高分毕竟是一件值得庆祝的事啊😂

[–]Warriorsjeffthenarwhal666 417 points 5 hours ago

Lakers have a 0% winning percentage without Russell Westbrook.

Perhaps he was the answer that they needed

勇士球迷：没有威少，湖人胜率0%。也许威少就是他们需要的答案。

[–]HeatYouStillTakeDamage 360 points 5 hours ago

See how much better they are without Russ? Only 21 turnovers!

热火球迷：看看没有威少，球队提升了多少？只有21个失误！

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 960 points 3 hours ago

This loss makes it 100x more hilarious since I know Lakers fans were convinced they were going to win easily with Russ out

独行侠球迷：我知道湖人球迷坚信只要威少不上场，他们就能轻易获胜，哈哈，这让这场失败的搞笑程度增加了一百倍。

[–][LAC] Patrick Beverleycheese_maniac 590 points 3 hours ago

In fact, they said "lets not overreact with a win against the worst team in the league"

LMAO

快船球迷：实际上，在报道威少今晚不上场的新闻下面，有湖人球迷说“赢了一个联盟最差的球队，我们也不要反应过度哈”，哈哈，笑死了

[–]Lakersmastahballa48 176 points 3 hours ago

The second I saw that comment, I knew it was gonna be an L. Just something in my bones lol

湖人球迷：看到这条评论的那一刻，我就知道我们今天又要输了。冥冥之中躲不过的毒奶，哈

[–][ATL] Kyle Korverthekillertomato 140 points 4 hours ago

The best part is that failed rebound at the end is one of the few situations where Westbrook would have come in handy

老鹰球迷：最精彩的部分是比赛最后时刻丢的那个篮板，那可是为数不多的威少能派上用场的情况之一啊

[–]RaptorsmMounirM 1166 points 3 hours ago

Westbrook is ready to cheer up Lebron and AD in the locker room

猛龙球迷：威少已经在更衣室准备好要鼓励詹姆斯和浓眉了

[–][MIA] Dwyane Wadeprobablyjimmylam 1890 points 2 hours ago

"I wished I could help them... Unfortunately, I wasn't in the game to be able to help them"

热火球迷：“我希望我能帮助他们……可惜我没在场上”

相关新闻>>>威少：我希望我能帮助他们但我没在场上

[–]XCQTedMan 471 points 2 hours ago

Goddamn, Westbrook used future sight

球迷：该死的，威少爷未卜先知

[–]Mavericksmigzy1341 195 points 3 hours ago

Westbrook: told y'all

独行侠球迷：威少：我说什么来着

[–]Panashe13 552 points 4 hours ago

Free Russ

球迷：解放威少

[–]gruandisimo 228 points 4 hours ago

He can’t win with these cats

球迷：带着这群阿猫阿狗，威少也赢不了啊

[–][WAS] Ish SmithIshSmithsonian 214 points 3 hours ago

Russ stans are gonna FEAST tonight

奇才球迷：威少爷的粉丝今天过年了

[–]BullsFloatLikeAButterfree 176 points 3 hours ago

not a stan but i’m happy af for him. he’s been getting shit on too much recently

公牛球迷：不是威少粉丝，但为他感到开心。威少最近被喷得太惨了

[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 490 points 3 hours ago

Westbrook prob thinking he’s exactly what the team needs

湖人球迷：威少可能认为湖人真的离不开他

[–]Ok_Investigator24 488 points 3 hours ago

yet ppl keep ating like he's the main problem. He's like the 4th biggest problem

球迷：人们表现地好像威少是让湖人稀烂的主要问题。可他大概是第4大问题吧。

[–]Nuggets0lam_of_Tzimtzlum 426 points 3 hours ago

His actual basketball play may be 4th biggest but the depth they traded away and his salary are 1A and 1B

掘金球迷：他在场上的实际表现可能是第4大问题，可为了换来他损失的板凳深度和他的薪水就是1A和1B级问题

[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzkifarhan583 148 points 3 hours ago

This loss was Westbrook’s fault too!

独行侠球迷：这场输球也是威少的锅！

[–]WarriorsDaYvngGOAT 64 points 3 hours ago

See, he breathed in the wrong direction during a timeout and the excess CO2 and heat from it caused Lebron to get fatigued quicker. Russ is sabotaging the lakers!

勇士球迷：看，威少暂停时呼吸的方向不对，过多的二氧化碳和热气加速了詹姆斯的疲劳。威少蓄意损害湖人无疑！

[–]RaptorsKizz3r 700 points 2 hours ago

Lebron literally hit a buzzer beater 3 to avoid the 27/7/7 line

猛龙球迷：詹姆斯压哨3分，避免了27/7/7的出现

[–]Trail BlazersCaptain_Quark 116 points 2 hours ago

Wow, you're right, that's hilarious. The basketball gods made that shot go in to continue the streak.

开拓者球迷：哇，还真是的，太搞笑了。篮球之神让老詹投出的球应声入网，就是为了让这事延续。

[–]BucksWild-Watch- 293 points 3 hours ago

He called that timeout, and made the shot because he COULD NOT have this game be the 27/7/7 game lmao

雄鹿球迷：他叫了暂停，投出压哨球，因为他不能以27/7/7的数据终结这场比赛

[–]Warriorsjeffthenarwhal666 213 points 3 hours ago

Bron saving 27/7/7 for his final career game