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【赛后贴】湖人110-121不敌太阳，无缘季后赛。

双方关键球员数据：

湖人：戴维斯21分13板1助攻1断1帽，威少28分5板3助攻，里夫斯18分4板6助攻，安东尼10分6板2助攻2断，霍华德10分7板，蒙克7分3板5助攻，塔克7分3板2助攻2断。

太阳：布克32分7板4助攻，艾顿22分13板2助攻，保罗6分4板12助攻2断，C-约翰逊12分5板，佩恩4分3板11助攻，布里奇斯10分4板2助攻2断，沙梅特&克雷格&麦基各得9分。

[–]NBAthat_melody 6210 points 3 hours ago*22

"Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way he plays, he stays injured, we're past our time in this league, etc etc etc. Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!! 🙏🏾 Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it begins! That's all I ask. #ThankYou 👑"

-LeBron James, August 4th 2021

球迷：“继续讨论我们的球队、讨论我们的年龄、讨论谁的打球方式、谁经常受伤、我们在这个联盟已经过气了、等等等等，帮我一个忙，我的意思是拜托了🙏🏾当赛季开始的时候，请继续讨论，这就是我所有的要求了，#谢谢👑。”——詹姆斯写于2021年8月4日

相关新闻>>>詹姆斯回应质疑者：赛季开始之后 请继续质疑

[–]joe-lacob 2198 points 3 hours ago

• ⁠LakerNation I apologize and I promise we’ll be better! 👑 💜💛 • ⁠I’m out for the season officially. 🤦🏾‍♂️. See y’all in the fall. 👑✌🏾

球迷：-湖人国度，我道歉，我保证我们会更好的。👑 💜💛

-官宣我的赛季结束了🤦‍♂️大家秋天见👑✌🏾

[–]MavericksJewishDoggy 750 points 3 hours ago

Narrator: He wasn’t joking

独行侠球迷：内心OS：多少真心话是以玩笑说出来的。

[–]sidighjd 3087 points 4 hours ago*

The Lakers story, through LeBrons tweets:

Keep talking about my squad, our personnel ages, the way they play, we’re past our time in this league, etc etc etc!! Do me one favor PLEASE!!!! And I mean PLEASE!!!! 🙏🏾 Keep that same narrative ENERGY when it’s begins! That’s all I ask. #ThankYou 👑

#LakerNation I apologize and I promise we’ll be better! 👑 💜💛

I’m out for the season officially. 🤦🏾‍♂️. See y’all in the fall. 👑✌🏾

球迷：湖人本赛季的故事线就是詹姆斯的三条推特。

[–]LakersApollo611 592 points 3 hours ago

LeTrilogy

湖人球迷：詹三部曲。

[–]SpursMakeAShadow 5332 points 3 hours ago

The Lakers really got Spurs fans and Suns fans to root for each other. They should enter global politics and enact world peace.

马刺球迷：湖人凭借一己之力让我们和太阳球迷成为一家人。他们应该参与国际政界，并且维护世界和平。

[–]CelticsNifera_ 2258 points 4 hours ago

There is nothing that unites this country like hating the Lakers

凯尔特人球迷：没有什么比憎恨湖人更能团结这个国家的了。

[–]WarriorsAlley-Oub 2783 points 4 hours ago

and yet, they will be back on national tv in 2 days

勇士球迷：即使是这样，他们两天后的比赛还会全美直播。

[–]LakersMasonC87 1459 points 4 hours ago

it’s like getting covered in tar and feathered in public

湖人球迷：夺笋啊，这简直就是公开处刑。

[–]Kingsrattlemebones 2277 points 4 hours ago*

We just secured the longest playoff drought in NBA history and that is, somehow, less embarrassing than this. Fade em.

国王球迷：我们刚刚创下了NBA历史上最长不进季后赛的纪录，不知怎么搞得，这还没有湖人无缘季后赛令人尴尬。湖人让我们的纪录黯然失色。相关新闻>>>😩国王连续16年无缘季后赛 创NBA新纪录

[–]HeatErickj 598 points 4 hours ago

Well the kings didn’t have any expectations

热火球迷：主要是大家对国王没啥期待。

[–]MavericksLeoFireGod 517 points 4 hours ago

Yes they did. I expected them to be bad and develop Halliburton.

They still disappointed

独行侠球迷：不，他们曾有过。我预料到他们很差，但可以培养哈利伯顿。

结果他们令我失望了。

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1976 points 4 hours ago

RIP MOST DISAPPOINTING TEAM IN NBA HISTORY

Bron really averaged 30ppg at 37 years old for this sorry ass team 😭

公牛球迷：安息吧，史上最令人失望的球队。

詹姆斯在37岁的高龄为这支糟糕的球队场均砍下30分😭

[–]Sunsnotouchmypeterson 1018 points 4 hours ago

Lebron created this team don’t feel too bad

太阳球迷：詹姆斯创造了这支球队，别感觉太可惜。

[–]Lakerspacplayer49 439 points 4 hours ago

You are right, he wanted Westbrook and THT over Lowry, Derozan and Caruso

湖人球迷：你说的没错，他想要威少和塔克超过了洛瑞、德罗赞和卡鲁索。

[–]RaptorsSpringtick38 1670 points 4 hours ago

Congrats to the Pelicans for having a top ten draft pick

猛龙球迷：恭喜鹈鹕喜提前十选秀权。

[–]Pelicansjoeylockstone 525 points 4 hours ago

Got CJ for Josh Hart and some 2nds.

鹈鹕球迷：我们得到了CJ，约什-哈特还有一些二轮签。

[–]Knicks240to180 571 points 5 hours ago*

PHOENIX, AZ — The Phoenix Suns defeated the Los Angeles Lakers last night in a game that also eliminated Los Angeles from the upcoming NBA playoffs. The Lakers, considered to be championship favorites at the beginning of the season, were without superstar LeBron James, who missed the game due to ankle soreness.

When asked post-game if he was disappointed in the Lakers performance this season, James abruptly cut off a reporter.

“Do me a favor”, the NBA star interrupted, “and please keep this narrative when it begins. Just please. Please.”

After a reporter informed the four-time MVP that the Lakers had been mathematically eliminated, a frustrated James again cut him off, repeatedly screaming “please” to no one in particular. The Lakers forward then pulled out a half-empty 1.5L bottle of Barefoot Pink Moscato from his bag, which he started drinking.

When informed him he couldn’t drink in the press conference, James replied “I already am.”

The four-time NBA champion then went into an unprompted, seventeen-minute rant where discussed topics ranging from teammate Russell Westbrook to the common cold, before finishing the bottle of Moscato and leaving the podium

“See y’all in the fall” James said, before throwing the empty bottle back over his shoulder as he disappeared behind the double doors.

尼克斯球迷：菲尼克斯，亚利桑那州——在昨晚的一场比赛中，太阳队击败了湖人队，也让后者彻底无缘季后赛。湖人在赛季初被认为是夺冠热门，但由于脚踝酸痛，超级巨星詹姆斯缺席了本场比赛。

当赛后被问及是否对湖人本赛季的表现感到失望时，詹姆斯突然打断了记者的对话。

“帮我个忙，”詹姆斯说道，“当赛季开始时，请继续这样的讨论，拜托了。”

当这位记者告诉这位四届MVP得住湖人队已经被淘汰后，沮丧的詹姆斯再次打断了他，不断地对着空气大喊“拜托了。”随后，这位湖人前锋从包里拿出只剩半瓶的赤足粉红莫斯卡托红酒，畅饮了起来。

记者告知他在新闻发布会上不可以喝酒时，詹姆斯回答说，“我已经在喝了。”

随后，这位四届总冠军得主在长达17分钟的时间里即兴发表了一些言论，讨论的话题从队友威少到普通感冒，最后，他喝完了红酒并离开了采访室。

“秋天见。”詹姆斯说道，把空瓶子甩在了身后，消失在两扇门后。

[–]AaronDonald-Dad 923 points 4 hours ago

Adam Silver tomorrow: "We have decided to expand the playoffs to 30 teams to give everyone a fair shot"

球迷：明日萧华宣布：“我们决定将季后赛的名额扩大到30支队伍，这样大家都有公平竞争的机会。”

[–]TimberwolvescvKDean 295 points 4 hours ago　　There it is

森林狼球迷：图我都给你备好了。

[–]NetsDM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ 483 points 4 hours ago

I never thought they were gonna make the finals.

But miss the playoffs entirely? And the play-in? I was hoping for it but didn’t think it would actually happen

篮网球迷：我从来没想过他们能进总决赛。

但彻底无缘季后赛？连打附加赛的资格都没？我倒是希望过，但从没想过这会真的发生。

[–]Sunsbeer_down 1927 points 4 hours ago

“I've heard from a powerful source inside the [Lakers] organization...they're right where they want to be. They'd rather play Phoenix in the first round”

-Shaquille O’Neal

太阳球迷：“我从湖人内部一个可靠的消息源那里得知，他们正处于他们想要的位置。他们宁愿在首轮对上太阳。”——奥尼尔。

相关新闻>>>奥尼尔：如果湖人进附加赛并排西部第八 他们将在首轮击败太阳

[–]WarriorsCurrymvp2 654 points 4 hours ago*

"If the Suns beat Golden State, I will walk two blocks with ‘Suns’ written on my ass” Shaq said. “I will post it live on Instagram and I will walk two blocks.”

We're fucked

勇士球迷：“如果太阳击败勇士，我就在屁股上写上‘太阳’两个字，并且走过两条街区。我会在Ins上直播，我会走过两条街区。”奥尼尔。

我们眼睛不保。

[–]Grizzliesdolanface 1051 points 4 hours ago

I would say what a waste of 42 nationally televised games, but watching the Lakers downfall this season was worth every single one of them

灰熊球迷：不得不提，湖人彻底浪费了42场全美直播，但是看到湖人本赛季的衰落，每一次的直播都是值得的。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJkn221 458 points 4 hours ago

Holy shit Lakers had over HALF of their season on national TV. It’s easy to see why there’s such a hate-boner for them here now

湖人球迷：我靠，湖人居然超过一半的比赛都有全美直播。怪不得评论区老是有黑湖人的小号。

偷偷瞄到了詹姆斯墨镜后面

[–]SunsVivaLaDbakes 630 points 4 hours ago

Lmaooo this fucking stream I’m on just threw up a pic of lebron crying and is playing that ‘see you again’ song hahaha

太阳球迷：笑死我了，我看的这个直播源放了一张老詹哭泣的照片，然后配上BGM《See you again》O(∩_∩)O哈哈~。

[–]Warriorsby_yes_i_mean_no 411 points 4 hours ago

Kent Bazemore left the Warriors to take less money to go to the Lakers to try to win a title. Played zero minutes tonight as the Lakers were eliminated from the playoffs.

Congrats dude.

勇士球迷：肯特-贝兹莫尔离开勇士选择薪资更少的湖人队，想要去那赢下座总冠军。今晚一分钟没打，湖人彻底无缘季后赛。

恭喜你，哥们。

相关新闻>>>啊这... 贝兹莫尔去年曾认为湖人更有夺冠希望 拒绝了勇士合同

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